Saturday, June 11, 2011

We Know What Drugs You Did! Do You Know What Drugs You Did?

And the survey says:   You haven't smoked pot every day for the last month as you claimed, you were smokin' crack.

Come on now lady.  When you come in the ER high as a kite, tachycardic, difficulty breathing, and you can't sit still please don't tell me you were smoking straight up weed... I knew there was something wrong when I offered you a Twinkie and you said no thanks!  What pot head could forgo a Twinkie! 

Oh that's right your UDS was positive for cocaine. 

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